I know it sounds a little corny to think about, maybe even a little cliché, but as you lie on your deathbed and take in that final breath, at that very last second, what will you be thinking? How do you want that final exhale to sound? It should sound like you. From the first time you saw the light of day, the times you laughed until you cried with your very best friend, and even the time you bawled your eyes out after realizing your first love wasn't meant to be your last.
So here's the thing, my disclaimer to you. I'm not a very sentimental or even philosophical individual, and chances are that the blogs that I write will be aimed at making you laugh, make you reconsider the seriousness of life so that you can take a second to remember that we are human and that we are all here to have a good time. Even when life has you by the gonads and you feel like giving up, just remember that I am forever here to make sure that you go to bed with a smile on your face, and if you don't... Well, either I'm not doing my job right, or you did a damn good job at pissing me off... Only kidding of course.
So join me and my fantastic blog, into the world I have yet to discover. Help me on my quest to become cultured, fun, and to also stay young even when I'm old. Help make my last exhale sound like laughter and look like smiles. Just remember that we are all here for one gigantic fucked up and magical ride.
Until next time, why don't you go Google a picture of a baby penguin. Come on go do it, I bet it'll make you smile. :)
